And I quote: Am I in pain? & Am I scared of a computer?

So I've been watching season 4 of the office. Here are a few of my favorite dwight quotes from the deleted scenes for the episode "Launch Party"...

This first one is in reference to why he grew a beard after his girlfriend broke up with him...

"Am I in pain? Hell, yeah. But I'll tell you something, I thrive in pain. I love pain. To me, pain is not pain at all. No. It is pure pleasure. And I hate pleasure. Almost as much as I love pain. So, yeah... I'm in pain."
~Dwight Schrute

"Am I scared of a computer? Please. I have beaten Zelda, Metroid, Rush'n Attack, Duck Hunt. The only game I couldn't beat was RBI Baseball, which I blew up with an M-80."
~Dwight Schrute

now, I must go to work...