Tuesday, July 1, 2008

ummm yeah... i’m gonna need you to go ahead and hold off on that...

so Heidi Montag from the show "the hills" (AKA lauren conrad's ex BFF, AKA Spencer's Pratt's on again off again fiance, AKA the girl who recently got a ton of plastic surgery to make her "feel better about herself") has decided that she wants to release a Christian album.

Keep in mind this is a girl who sang a song called "Touch Me" with the lyrics "But you got me feelin' so naughty, Make me wanna show you my body, Make you wanna take it all off me, I can't wait no more."

She also wants to be a missionary in Africa (with MTV cameras following her of course!).

oh wait there's more... she compared herself to Jesus because she is gonna get persecuted.

now i wouldn't mind any of this, if i felt like it wasn't some giant publicity stunt... i really hope for her sake that it all isn't some scam and that maybe she's a different person... i just hope that if she is gonna represent the church, she can pull it all together...

i should have been this coming when she started backing McCain...

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