Pros and Cons: Soccer Edition

So... here are the Pros and Cons of Soccer according to me.

PROS
1. David Beckham is magical.
2. Posh Spice is back in the USA.
3. short shorts.

that's all i got.

CONS
1. it's lame
2. it's literally men running around kicking a ball back and forth.
3. waiting for someone to score is like watching the grass grow.
4. Women's Soccer (need i say more?)
5. Everyone in foreign countries refuse to call it Soccer.
6. since when is hitting something with your head ever a good idea?