Sunday, December 9, 2007

fear of public restrooms and the golden compass.

Now that the holidays are coming around and I have spent incredibly more time in malls, shopping centers, and mega stores, I have spent incredibly more time in the restrooms of these buildings, and to be completely honest Senator Larry Craig has made me a nervous wreck when it comes to usage of the men's stall. I watch how close my feet are to the stall walls, I make sure i don't drop anything and inadvertently give some sort of secret signal, I am also on high alert to make sure no one else is giving me any secret signals... Larry Craig has single-handedly ruined using public bathrooms for me... Not that it was really some great pleasure, but now the experience is tarnished and is shrouded in fear. DANG POLITICIANS!



oh, and I saw the Golden Compass and I still believe in God. It was a good movie. So quit your crying. What's next? Boycotting Harry Potter? psshhh... Well I boycott Christian Boycotts. and on that note... I firmly believe in the New First Amendment. The separation of church and stupid people.



thank you and goodnight.

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