would it be wrong of me?

i just ordered pizza for my church's Super Bowl Party... any church can get unlimited large 1 topping pizzas for 6 bucks a pop...

so with this knowledge i ask, would it be wrong of me to start my own church in order to get discount pizzas all the time? Baysinger Christian Church? eh? i could get business cards and everything...

ummm okay... maybe this is a bad idea... i hope i don't go to hell for this blog...