Late Friday night (aka early Saturday morning), I, Michael John Baysinger, became an ordained Minister via the internet. Yes it's true, I can now legally perform binding marriages and other minister-esqe type things. What has the world come to when an self professed idiot like me can shell out $4.99 (+ shipping & handling) and become a legally ordained minister with no questions asked?
I shall hereunto be referred to as The Reverend Michael John Baysinger. To those of you who know me well, Pastor Mike will suffice...
Be afraid, America. Be very afraid. you have been warned...
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