dear headache

dear headache,

I know you are my biggest fan, but i don't like you. You were waiting for me when i woke up, and that's kinda creepy. You didn't leave my side all stinking day, and that is kinda mean spirited. you still haven't left me. I was unable to get anything done today because of you. you are sooooo not my friend! Leave me alone. you make me crabby and miserable. and for that i despise you. the end.

michael john

p.s. you better be gone before i wake up... or else...