so i had a dream. James Blunt, (yes the one hit wonder, James Blunt) decided that he had became so famous that he was going to from here on out be known just as "James". Not only did he do that, but he encouraged all people with the name James to change their names because their glory will never surpass his. He demanded that James, Jesus' brother, have his name changed in the Bible as well. Jesus was furious and came back in a blaze of glory to dispute the amendment in anger, and once He came back He realized that this was technically His second coming, so He decided to change James Blunt's name to "Antichrist", therefore invoking most of the book of Revelation. the end.
Does this count as prophesy? Jesus did in fact come to me in a dream and declare James Blunt as the antichrist.
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