"secret" beard diary (8 entries)

AFTER 1 WEEK:

Saturday, January 7th 4:09 AM
it's been 7 days of amish beard growage... my lovely gotee is a full 3 inches long and 4 when pulled down... i am starting to get some nice stubble going on for my full amish beard... no one has yet to really comment on it... but they will... oh yes... they will... muahahahaha... i was asked to be in the passion play again this year, thus bringing purpose to my glorious beard quest... sweet! i am thinking of trimming the gotee eventually to match the beard... hmmmm... till next time...

Monday, January 9th 4:57 PM
MMMMMMM beards... they are hairy... MMMMMMM beards... they are scary...
MMMMMMM beards... mine is red... MMMMMMM beards... keep yours well-fed...
MMMMMMM beards... they are sweet... MMMMMMM beards... keep em neat!!!
MMMMMMM beards...

Wednesday January 11th 4:07 PM
so today i trimmed my gotee down a LOT... it was a sad sad day... 4 inches of glorious red gotee gone... tear...

AFTER 2 WEEKS:

Saturday, January 14th 11:23 PM
so it's been two weeks. it seems to have taken a long time for such minimal growth. maybe it's because i am thinking about it. the last 2 days i have worn a sailor's toboggan to look more tough. i think it's working. maybe. i'm not sure. this diary is still secret. eventually i will reveal these words and people will revere that i have kept this up with such passion. Viva La Beards!!! i dedicate this beard to freddy fredrickson! the end for now.

Thursday, January 19th 5:19 PM
beards, beards, the glorious beards! people are noticing the beard... especially since i chopped off my gotee... cheers for beards!

AFTER 3 WEEKS:

Thursday, January 26th 2:02 AM
well i missed my 3 week beard anniversary... sorry... i trimmed the gotee down again... this beard is growing pretty slowly... it's probably because i am paying much more attention this time... the first time was kinda because of laziness and because i was just that cool... so i think i will release my secret beard diary after this entry... it's time to release my inner most beard confessions... and in hopes that kim golden will read it and send all the pictures she said she would send to me over 2 weeks ago... kim you are starting to climb down my list of people i like... i've sent you an email, a text message, a phone call... the last two nights i tried to send you smoke signals... but to no avail... pllllllllllease just send the pics... the end...

AFTER 4 WEEKS:

Monday, January 30th 1:34 AM
mmmm... cheese is good... i wish i had some in my beard...

Thursday, February 2 1:56 AM
so now it's been officially over a month since i've had this beard... umm that's all i have to say about that...

AFTER 5 WEEKS:

Wednesday, February 8 11:55 AM
late last night i was admiring my beard in the mirror... and what did i find? a white hair! AHHHHHH! i immediately plucked it out...