Sunday, February 26, 2006

The Essence of Chuck : Entry One

well my good friend Ryan started a Chuck Norris Diary with little Chuck Norris Facts... I fell in love with it... and after muych research found a few facts on my own... Seeing as how Ryan has taken his precious time on getting them out and the fact that i am impatient... i have decided to start my own Chuck Norris line of blogs entitled "The Essence of Chuck"... If you have any great ones private message them to me so I can put them in the next entry!

I will kick start you out with 3 FACTS

FACT: Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer... Too bad he never cries.

FACT: Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

FACT: Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

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