Saturday, December 3, 2005

is this what christmas is all about? yes, it is.

I am currently listening to "Merry Christmas From the Beach Boys". It is a fabulous record and can usually be found for dirt cheap in the christmas section at walmart and other great record stores, such as Kmart. go. get it now. stop what you are doing. drop everything and go find this record or the earth will spin off it's axis and you and I will seize to exist. you have 5 minutes to respond to this blog or something very bad will happen to you in the next week. your dog will die, your girlfriend/boyfriend/crush will begin you hate your guts, you will get a flat tire, an anvil will fall from the sky and flatten you like a pancake, you will spontaneously combust, you will get the bird flu, and/or your fingers will shrivel up and fall off.

the end

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